cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(via floweryheartsandpoisondarts)

(Source: d-r-e-a-r-y, via talisman-girl)

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

(Source: prismatictrxye, via floweryheartsandpoisondarts)

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

(via talisman-girl)

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

(Source: fionagoddess, via talisman-girl)

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

cptainsteverogers:

shadava:

dorkly:

Xbox Live Demands

THIS HAS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME SO MUCH ON XBOX, THIS IS SO ACCURATE. IM NOT EVEN JOKING. 

YOU TURN SEXIST ASSHOLES INTO SANDWICHES? TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

(via stefanostoplooking)

It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew - and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents - that there was all the difference in the world.

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (via kushandwizdom)
chibird:

Less worrying about silly things, more cake and self confidence!

chibird:

Less worrying about silly things, more cake and self confidence!

(via nevergiveup-keepfighting)

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

andreafluff:

instadayum:

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

i think the best but also saddest thing about this is that MEN created this product to protect women from MEN

Preach.

(via nevergiveup-keepfighting)